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IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


HAPPY MONDAY -




LISTEN UP -


TAGS: gun buy back quotation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:11 am
yes, an UP yours
premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


TALENT -


TAGS: pointless backwards
Rating: 4.9/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 6:53 am
.sserp ot tnew ti erofeb sdrawkcab tnirp daer ot woh nrael ot dah ew dna ,mrif gnihsilbup a ta krow ot desu I ,yllautcA !L5
Airman - August 12, 2011, 11:37 am
He might have V. I don't remember ever seeing it, but hell, I don't remember if I shaved this morning... I was just excited that I could actually read it... which says a lot about my work day.. zzzz
Verdeckt - August 12, 2011, 6:30 am
?siht od ydaerla soluC t'ndiD
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:06 am
L5 .siht gnidaer melborp on dah I
mariand - August 11, 2011, 5:09 pm
hahaha...you had to do thi5
rerun - August 11, 2011, 4:41 pm

!TEEWS


BACK TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

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deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am
d*** right we have to go back!


ROADS? - Where we're going, we don't need roads


TAGS: back to the future
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Eternal Lord Jackass - December 11, 2009, 6:31 pm
1955, here I come!
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 5:56 pm
amsome reference!


SLAYER -


TAGS: slayer greg gutfeld nickelback sucks
Rating: 4.04/5

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rudeboy308 - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
Thanks. It's from his intro to his "Red Eye" interview of guitarist Kerry King. I've been a fan ever since high school in the late 80's.
zdanny - July 7, 2011, 11:09 pm
100% Agreed


Question -


TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.67/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


"TILL DEATH DO US PART" - The biggest goal you will ever live for


TAGS: backstabbing
Rating: 4.96/5

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M0rd3kaI - July 26, 2012, 7:52 pm
Only people I'll allow to kill you is the regs and/or mods I know and love... and ICEMAN... shame really... Anyway, nice knowin' ya, see you at yer funeral
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:46 pm
Thanks, but I couldn't pay the money in the first place, so he says he's going to have me killed. Oh well. Was nice knowing ya.
M0rd3kaI - July 26, 2012, 2:00 pm
I'm always alive... just looking at ye fair creations (i.e in the forums) Don't worry about the 50 bucks... just PM me his address and you'll get it back... and then some... at a fair price... of course ;) Thanks, appreciate it
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:34 am
Mord, you're alive. Fancy that. Guess that means I've lost fifty quid. Welcome back and 5L.


My Throwback Thursday Picture -


TAGS: throwback sperm
Rating: 4.17/5

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Greeny - May 22, 2014, 8:00 pm
Tagged Tadpole


HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: meanwhile back in the motor city
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 7:51 pm
5 Spanks. LMAO!!!
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:07 pm
lol lol lol lol lol (that's 5)
MO - March 10, 2010, 1:36 pm
And here all this time all I thought they said was OMG! Daaaaad! You're embarrassing me! Meh, 5 oinks Bone!


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
5 Evil chuckles...


CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral


TAGS: clowns putting fun back funeral
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Budog

D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
agreed lawl.
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:05 am
HAHAHA The only good clown is a ...


BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...


TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
Hooah!


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?


CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.




IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by steph1

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing


CHAD KROEGER - He Wants To Be A Rockstar.


TAGS: nickelback chad kroeger chad kroeger rockstar
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Glenn

sgrw - April 16, 2009, 5:00 pm
g** i love chad
Big Daddy - December 21, 2008, 10:23 pm
Stupid sheeple just hating on something because its "cool"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 10, 2008, 3:21 am
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! OH man let me catch my breath --- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Big Daddy - December 10, 2008, 12:00 am
Nickelbacks not that bad
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 11:48 am
Dave, Kris, Rob, and Matt are certainly not amused...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:00 pm
This is so bad I want to do the name game with it: lame lame bo bame banana fana fo fame fee fi mo mame..Lame!
Nero - August 12, 2008, 1:51 pm
Nah, I'm with Steve on this one. Copying and pasting a comic, then just repeating it? No imagination required.
Mr Miyagi - July 5, 2008, 3:52 pm
Actually i think its rather hilarious as it states the obvious. steve you have no idea of the concept of humour, i suggest you disconnect your modem and hang yourself with the cable... peace out baby :D
Steve - May 26, 2008, 11:18 am
This was such a wasted opportunity to make a witty comment about how much Nickleback suck, and instead you just repeat exactly what was said in the comic. Well done, dip****.


AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild ***y tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


MARK YOUR CALENDARS -


TAGS: back to the kitchen
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickDahlmier - March 10, 2016, 11:03 am
Back when there was spaghetti & macaroni... But no pasta!


Twinkie Resurrection -


TAGS: twinkies they re back woo hoo
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:45 pm
Oh, otay then. Thanks for the heads up, Gary!
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 9:35 pm
It happened to one of mine too….then they magically came back in a few days…fb glitch, I was told.
BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:14 pm
Just out of curiosity: how did this poster go from 20 FB shares and a spot on the h** List to 0 today?
maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:41 pm
Thank You Wal-mart.
spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:44 am
Ding Dong!
Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Would not know they don't exist in the UK.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm

yay!


ME & MY RECLINER - ... We Go Way Back ...


TAGS: me recliner way back joke
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Ha ha, thanks... it's a pun my not-so-old man used to crack on me. Somehow it stuck :)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:35 pm
good one
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:13 pm
Cute.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
Gotcha. :)
caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:56 pm
You also may like to post this the where the pun is


TRUE LOVE - Is when she shoves her knife so deep in your back you are never able to say I am sorry again ...


TAGS: true love knife in back
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

MPsniper - September 28, 2011, 6:20 pm
there is just no sensation....like slowly pushing the blade....between the ribs....until you feel the tip of the blade...begin to move....with every heartbeat.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 1:38 pm
My mother-in-law say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his rib cage...
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:30 am
lol...dude, let's get rid of TRUE...maybe we'll have a chance
Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:07 am
Yeah, all men are bastards. Am I right ladies? >.> *walks backwards out of the room*


DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY -




HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.


TAGS: back future brown mcfly
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by evilgenius89103

jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:57 pm
With creationist pushing Republicans blocking anything productive... its a safe bet
Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 8:32 am
We still have 3.5 years before we can say anything...


Airman -


TAGS: back
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by rerun

gaaxure - July 15, 2013, 2:56 pm
RAF f*** yeah!!!!
Airman - July 10, 2013, 10:28 pm
NIce.. I tip well


BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!




MOOOOO STASH -




TAILGATING DRIVERS - Grey doesn't have that problem anymore


TAGS: back off
Rating: 4.44/5

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TRUENEPHILIM - March 19, 2013, 2:29 pm
Gun or not, that truck is bad a**
corbett06 - September 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
i so would do that that is just awesome 5L
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 5:16 pm
oh yeah baby!! got that little beauty added-on last week after that little ol lady from pasendena tried to bump draft my tailpipe last week. tobacco chewin' Kenworth driving lunatic.....5L
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 5:11 pm
I imagine he wouldn't.


227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'




OH MY GOD! - They're escaping! I need a net and eye bleach! NOW!


TAGS: scary back tit
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:43 pm
She just needs a couple of small tattoos: n******.
phydeaux - February 2, 2010, 5:41 pm
oh snap...
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 5:34 pm
Lets order a barrel right away!
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 5:24 pm
It makes your comments go away
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 2, 2010, 5:23 pm
BUT regular bleach will make you go blind, what doese EYE-BLEACH do?
Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
She is doing a little too well with her body symmetry


MEMORIES -




1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


BETRAYAL -


TAGS: stab back lack of trust
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

autumnspirit - January 3, 2011, 11:56 pm
Dammit Monkey! I wanted to vote! Love it!


NASCAR T-SHIRT -




Self-Deprecation is Overrated -




PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.


TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




We were never quite sure -




PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success




IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...


TAGS: back ambulance nobody hear scream
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - February 14, 2012, 4:46 am
"What happens in the box, stays in the box..."
Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:21 am
Eish. That's unpleasant!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here :)


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY -




FLUX CAPACITOR - Making time travel possible Since 1985




Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -


TAGS: backstab wolf sheep leader friendship
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 1:39 am
Thanks you. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:11 am
Whoa! That is impressive! I've got to check out your other work now. 5L for the poster and 5L for the awesome artwork!
Greybeard - March 27, 2014, 1:51 am
Thank you. Inspired by others on this site to include yourself. :)
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:38 pm
your artistic talents are very impressive. amazing


RETRACTION -


TAGS: father daughter defense back off
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:33 pm
Nice.
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:02 am
Bingo
rerun - July 26, 2013, 7:47 pm

In a word, AMESOME!


Simple Beliefs -


TAGS: back when reality tv was genuinely fake and people simply believed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am

Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!


I LOOK BACK - And All That Remains Is The Shadow of My Absence




FOLLOWING THE PACK -


TAGS: watch your back calendar follow
Rating: 4.62/5

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caveman - March 8, 2012, 6:47 pm
Cheers RL
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:29 pm

awesome
maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:16 am
Very True !!


NFL QUARTERBACKS -




OH MY GAWD!!! - Where is that license plate from? Are my eyes going bad? What does it say above 88MPH?


TAGS: delorean back to the future
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Yuya Mudkip

-quote needed- - April 9, 2009, 6:16 pm
yeah thats definitely a kansas plate
UncleJeeves - December 23, 2008, 4:28 pm
I've seen this around Overland Park.
Otown - December 16, 2008, 7:48 pm
I've seen it on the K-10 and booking it.
Kooter - December 10, 2008, 5:54 am
He drives this car around Olathe. As far as I've seen, he's made it a near perfect match. I see him at the QT every so often.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 9:14 am
no such thing as delorian, but a DeLorean could do 0-88 in 6 boring hours
Cass - August 28, 2008, 2:59 am
Our AZ Delorian says MPH 88 on the plate.
Steve - July 15, 2008, 11:37 am
Ha ha! Either Doc or Marty took the thing and got it tagged in Kansas. They must have been worried about it passing an emmisions test in California... either that or they needed to a place with enough road to get up to 88mph


MAGNIFICENCE -


TAGS: beauty ugly sit back help
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:19 am
Jack? Izzat you Jack Handey? Excellent
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:43 am
awesome!


HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


FORESHADOWING - Tells you exactly what you always knew you never wanted in a way you never wanted to hear it.




Yakity Yak -




BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours




I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN COP - He made me ride in the back seat when I clearly called out shotgun !




GOSSIPING - Remember those who gossip to you, will gossip about you behind your back.




PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




110% -


TAGS: it back
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Sean

waldobaby - April 14, 2009, 2:20 am
NEVER shield from a club (bat). You have to be exactly the right distance away to get hit with any force. Either run for it or grab the bastard in a headlock with two fingers up his nares.
Sean - July 4, 2008, 7:40 pm
One of the first ones I ever did. Bye.
TigerKid - July 4, 2008, 10:39 am
Another win for Sean
Cliff O'Mally - April 9, 2008, 4:10 pm
boy that catcher has a long arm...


THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!




VICTORY IN DEFEAT -


TAGS: the front door might slam but the back door it rings
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm

they were and probably all still easy women.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm
What did she expect when she made you hang out with her friends everyday? 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:41 pm
LOL! It never has the "team player" result that you fantasize about.
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:38 pm

I agree 100%. The look on my ex wife face after her best friend told her we had "done it" was priceless
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:11 pm
Very nice.


"YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME" - "We stick together and we see it through- You've got a friend in me!" -Randy Newman


TAGS: well mommy is back
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Insaniac

Insaniac - January 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
Would make sense.
Derek - January 5, 2010, 8:13 pm
I'm sure this was inspired by the charming habit of wasps to lay eggs in live caterpillars.


BEING SUPPORTIVE -


TAGS: pzy sun pat back support
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

BobbEdwards - May 6, 2013, 11:25 pm
Don't know whether to laugh or wince. 5L
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 7:24 am
Ah, a good base
ughomer - December 9, 2012, 4:17 am
2nd degree 5L
spacedog - December 9, 2012, 2:11 am
Ay chihuahua! 5L
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:41 pm
:) I say the same
Iconoclast - December 8, 2012, 9:40 pm
I have felt your pain. Should have used stronger sunblock. 5L


80's Flashback -


TAGS: 80s music flashback def leppard
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - August 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
LOL Another 80's fan! Like, totally awesome, dewd ;) Glad that I could get in your head today. Keep a-rockin' ...
Silverheart - July 21, 2014, 7:55 am

I got something to say Yeah, it's better to burn out Yeah, than fade away! Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head... 5Leppards


THE DEPARTED -


TAGS: backstab backstabber revenge
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 7:10 am
Ok. Thank you
Sho - October 15, 2012, 7:07 am
Thought anything with a knife should go on the Plus side


Tails on Backwards -


TAGS: talis backwards thinking towel off girlfriend
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - May 5, 2013, 3:14 pm
LOL @ ED, EmilioDumphque; a reason I search the comments…love the twisty logic
EmilioDumphque - May 5, 2013, 12:42 am
Tails ARE on backwards.


i got this monkey on my back -




DIAPER -




I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie


TAGS: baby got back george washington
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by crazyman

Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:35 pm
We don't have politicians that can not lie but we have shed loads of impressionists.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:30 am
We definitely need some of these in those huge office buildings


INSTRUCTIONS -




FLASHBACKS -




EDUCATION -


TAGS: education woman man slap backhand
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Savannah

sinuhe - May 7, 2011, 10:33 am
This one actually made me laugh.


KERMIT R.I.P. -




YODA - Oh, crap. He's having another "clone war" flash-back!!


TAGS: yoda has constant clone war flash backs
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by T.J. Thornberry

Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 8:05 pm
Ha! Good ****, friend. :)


YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - You dare to mock Australia's national food GSJ21. Now I'll give you something to scream about.


TAGS: a harmless comeback to someone mocking vegemite
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
hi buddy. thanks for noticing my poster. i hope you enjoyed it
GSJ21 - May 16, 2010, 7:40 pm
You see all that does is remind everyone that you don't have taste buds. Plus I know a few Australian's who don't like it, might wanna do some "re-patriotizing" in Newcastle, buddy.


99 Cent Meals Return -


TAGS: mcdonalds back with 99 meals
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Sucks. Yes, billions and billions. World-wide. Weird, McD's gives the people exactly what they want and they all beatch. Get the coffee, no bad press, so far.
Thedge - November 3, 2014, 2:47 pm
Good, cheap coffee. I like the coffee MUCH better than Starbuck's, actually.
GaryO - November 3, 2014, 10:21 am
But...Good coffee is there. Really good coffee.
Cannabal - November 3, 2014, 10:19 am
McDonald's sucks.


SUBTLE PAYBACK -


TAGS: living fear getting away payback
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 9:04 pm
Funny, I used to think the same way... close my eyes.. no one can see me. Blind justice really, 5 lions for you!
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 3:56 pm
5L for the k**** make-up pic. 5L for the verse. 5L for the message. /3 = 5L?


WE'VE COME A LONG WAY. -


TAGS: future tech backtothefuture mcfly tth
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

demon001 - December 30, 2014, 4:20 pm
And the flying cars? Where the he** are our flying cars????
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL!!!!!!!


THE END -


TAGS: janchallenge oh well back to work
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by sickartist

R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 6:38 pm
Woah! You had me going there for a second!


COME ON - Don't Let Me Die In Ignorance! Wanna Read The End Of The Story! (hoping for a sequel)




PAYBACK - more than just a female dog




USEFUL SIGNS - If You're At The Front Door: The Back Door Is Around The Front!




INNOVATION -


TAGS: backdoor shenanigans
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Not all are created equal!
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:39 am
Marks in the back of the falcon with the wookie nookie all hopped up on near beer beer. Look what you started. I'm got the droids with the big big t****s....oh wait is that a knock at your door?? NOT NOT!!
Sean - May 7, 2009, 12:29 am
Let me guess. At this very moment yer outside, standing in the middle of my lawn, waiting for your great dane to finish taking his crap. Which you have no intention of stooping and scooping. Or it that Mark?
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:26 am
Once again...NOT NOT!
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:21 am
Whoopee! The originator showed up to the party party! NOT NOT!
Sean - May 7, 2009, 12:14 am
That's it you two. I've had enough of yer chicanery. Get the hell away from my slightly flawed but otherwise brilliantly executed poster. Now. G-g-get!
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:19 pm
Pattern? Just make sure you keep the wookie away from the nookie. Otherwise it'll be as big as a house house...
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:16 pm
Droid ti***** and near beer beer? I think there's a pattern forming here here.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:10 pm
Got it! Grab the one with the big big t****s!! I got the smokes and road/space beer beers. Crap all they got is near beer. Which aint near enough beer beer!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:06 pm
Screw it. Just drop a dime bag in one of their pockets and we'll take them anyway. The boss will never know know.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:03 pm
These aren't the droids we're looking for? d*** it now we gotta go tell the boss. You tell him...
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:03 pm
It wasn't that bad bad. It gave me a ha ha.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
That was baaaad but hell it was worth a sh** sh**....not
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
These are not not the droids you're looking for.
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:58 pm
Maida....force be with you you!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:56 pm
Maida who who?
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:50 pm
Maida
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:43 pm
Who's there there?
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:35 pm
Start again.... Not not!
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:34 pm
Roll with it Sean; not not! who's there?
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:42 pm
Oh crap. I did a "not not". d***.


BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!




GET ALONG BESSIE -


TAGS: and they walked 5 miles up hill both ways to school back then
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Thanks guys
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 9:24 pm
5L!!!! perfect!


CUTBACKS - have hit the military in a MAJOR way


TAGS: tank cutbacks
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Koradan

whatukno - August 13, 2010, 2:34 am
A US company actually produces these for both the military and SWAT teams.
Me_ - April 12, 2010, 2:26 pm
send 100k of these at the enemy each with one bomb. lets see if they can take them all out before they get there.
lunarabbittj - January 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
That's Howe & Howe Tech, the Howe bros. Mini-tank. Look for it on their show. It will WRECK a house!
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 28, 2010, 2:43 pm
Those would be great for my army...I mean...cookie delivery business.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 12:48 pm
THAT is awesome and I want one! Like a mini-Wiesel!
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 12:47 pm
its a mini hiss tank from GI Joe. I did not know they were filming the 2nd one already.
Mr. Shiny - January 28, 2010, 12:40 pm
Either way, I want one.


GB2 KITCHEN -


TAGS: sarah palin vpilf get back to kitchen fail gb2
Rating: 1.03/5
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 6:02 pm
No ****! All these comments and not a SINGLE vote! Nice, some kinda record! I'd totally do her too. Just fyi.
Fatt Matt - April 13, 2010, 5:51 pm
This poster is gold just for the comments.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 7:58 pm
Quotes from the HUstler Sara Palin p***o: PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling. PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!
Todd Palin - November 14, 2008, 7:15 pm
My snowmachine is broken. Can I walk there?
Gordie Howe - November 14, 2008, 7:14 pm
For my next trick, I'll open a restaurant... ON THE MOON! It's called Low G's! Our signature dish is Hockey Mom Hockey Fries with Queso del Luna cheese sauce! Mmm, Moontastic!
Sean - November 14, 2008, 7:04 pm
Gordie Howe ... is there anything he can or can't do, or undo? Or redo? Dude has done it all. He founded Africa, ya know?
Gordie Howe - November 14, 2008, 3:51 am
Slap sh**! Upside the head, Tim Berners-Lee!! As we say in Africa, "I am teh l33t h@x0rz, b****!" Grrrr!
Tim Berners-Lee - November 13, 2008, 7:45 pm
d*** kids.. get the hell off my internets.
Porcelina - November 13, 2008, 7:41 pm
Um, actually. I, Brittany Marie ******** Created the internets, f***ing numb nutts.
english--and proud - November 13, 2008, 7:38 pm
just to re-educate the morons amongst you..Tim Berners-lee invented the internet ..English ..of course..f***ing numb nutts
Sean - November 13, 2008, 5:00 pm
AFRICA ... a country founded by inernet inventor, and NHL Hall of Famer, Gordie Howe.
Ag218 - November 13, 2008, 4:49 pm
I'd have to go along with Logic Dude's comment! I think the Africa thing is like how people say that Al Gore said he invented the Internet. We all know it was NHL Hall of Famer Gordie Howe.
Durrr - November 13, 2008, 4:48 pm
Africa is too a country ya dee da Dee's!
So what if she thinks Africa is a country? - November 8, 2008, 12:01 pm
That would make her feel at home in Motifake
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 12:28 pm
ROFLMAO!! She's the Yoko of the Republican party, only without the artistic talent. I just heard (seriously) that she thought that Africa was a country!!!
LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 12:24 pm
So you're saying she was McCain's Yoko?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 12:23 pm
GB, GB, GB to where you once belonged, Get back Jojo
Scorpio7 - November 7, 2008, 12:01 pm
GB2 Obscurity
LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 11:52 am
GB2 Bedroom


Trick or treat -


TAGS: skeleton grin costume back backwards
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:46 pm
"Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more"
Zetmonk - October 28, 2013, 3:14 pm
This would be trick then, and the other way around a treat...


GET OFF MY LAWN! -




ALL IN THE FAMILY -




BACKPACKERS - We hated commercial music before Hipsters made it mainstream.




ASK FOR THE GROUP DISCOUNT -


TAGS: help a friend back up
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Sean - April 3, 2011, 5:16 pm
Who'd a thought there'd be money to be made in golden showers?! Just call me naive, I guess. Doubt if it's a growth industry though -- but maybe that's just the naive thingy acting up again.
rerun - April 1, 2011, 8:38 pm

she is world famous for her "sit in" protest in the mens urinal at MotiCon 2007. We wouldn't let her perform her Lenny Bruce imitation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2011, 8:35 pm
I know who it is...I'm still looking for the "celebrity"
ICEMAN - April 1, 2011, 7:22 pm
mrwhyte, you say that like it is a bad thing.
Reality Lord - April 1, 2011, 6:25 pm

she's from my home town dude. canada rocks. shame google isn't based in canada. free ***bies up here.
mrwhyte - April 1, 2011, 5:56 pm
That's Avril Laveigne however you spell it.. Another time to prove you don't know **** about Canada :)
rerun - April 1, 2011, 12:49 am

That is Angela Landsbury.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:04 pm
OK I'm in.....where's the celebrity?
boeweizer - March 31, 2011, 10:46 pm
a friend in need deserves 5 crusty urinals
pzykosiz - March 31, 2011, 7:28 pm
is she sitting in a urinal? and if so, why is she in the mens? 5L's
rerun - March 31, 2011, 6:15 pm

excellent, I am all in with a helping hand.


Quit digging -




WHEN IT -


TAGS: b2 bomber back from libya
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:45 pm
Don;t get better than that! 5L


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